Saturday, 30 August 2014

August Picture Post: Happy Birthday Mavi!


Born: 30.08.77, Mesgane, Italy

FMS Hot and Hard 100 #3

37 today!!!

mavigioia on Instagram

Mavi, buon compleanno da tutti i tuoi fans FMS!

Tanti auguri!!!

Friday, 29 August 2014

August Picture Post: Rivers of Blood

Even if you happen to be the kind of guy (or girl) who is open about their attraction to muscular females, you probably leave this particular aspect of it unsaid (I imagine). Not an easy thing for the non female muscle head to, er, get their head round this one, if possible at all. In fact, do we even truly understand our own endless fascination for the mighty rivers of blood that traverse the muscles of our goddesses?

Perhaps they are just another example of the "otherness" of the female bodybuilder. Sure, there are some naturally vascular women out there (just as some FBBs are naturally more vascular than others), but being covered from traps to calves in pulsating cord-like veins only seems to occur in our beloved muscle babes.

Perhaps they serve as our guidelines for worship. Are them veins showing us exactly where to lick/kiss/touch for her pleasure? Unfortunately, I have never had the chance to put this theory to the test so I'll have to take someone else's word for it, but I have been told that if you tap the inner base of a flexed female bicep it activates a neural pathway that runs all the way to the vaginal wall, so that does make me think there might be something to it. Anyway, if true, it's yet another good point to make when explaining your sthenolagnia to friends, family or therapist ("You don't even have to find their erogenous zones! They're all marked!!!"). Nice idea, isn't it?

And that would mean that for some, if not most, if not ALL, female bodybuilders, well, that erogenous zone pretty much covers their whole body. Yep.

Returning to something akin to reality [surely not! - ed.], perhaps we should just file these under "Freaky and I Love It!" and not worry ourselves too much with the whys and wherefors. Let's just sit back, relax and get our vascular freak on.

And there are few freakier and (therefore) few sexier sights in the female muscle lovin' world than pulsating rivers of blood adorning magnificently muscled legs. Now I'm not normally a "quad" type of guy, but I have to confess that if you delve into the freakier corners of the FMS collection, you'll find plenty of this sort of thing.

These women embrace their "otherness", and it's not just about the veins that adorn their muscles, it's the muscles themselves. They celebrate their freakiness, delight in being different. They revel in their rivers of blood and make no apologies for doing so. Maybe the confidence that takes is the key to the attraction of it after all. Or maybe it's just that I'm wired to find, say, the vascular mosaic of Margie Martin's quads (below) every bit as unique and beautiful as a work of art - and a lot more erotic!

And finally today, a little nostalgia: the "classic" vascularity of Robin Parker.

Giffed for your pleasure by Erotic Muscle Beasts on Tumblr


Thursday, 28 August 2014

August Picture Post: 241


Strong is the new Swedish Playmate of the Month. Or something.


Wednesday, 27 August 2014

August Picture Post: Gym Bodz


It means I can lose fat without having to eat next to nothing and do loads of cardio!!!

My new hobby! Lifting is so much fun and such 
a big achievement when you go up in weights.

I am a woman in the free weights area. I get some looks...
most are guys who watch me get heavier weights then they are using.

Women that use free weights always exude a look of confidence.

I can squat more than my 220lb boyfriend...
and he brags about that to people.

I love the look of my muscles after a really good session in the gym.
Makes me feel powerful.

The only thing sexier than a girl walking into the weight room 
is a girl walking out all pumped up!

Real quotes from My Fitness Pal


Tuesday, 26 August 2014

August Picture Post: Sexy Selfies

Welcome to another installment of Sexy Selfies. Themes today include casual gym flexing, hand bras, mighty quads, and abs at their most rippedest. Heidi Vuorela, a woman I'd LOVE to know the name of, Emery Miller, and the marvellously monikkered Kallioph Matraka (you heard) get us up (wink) and running.

Jaimie Bernhardt
Fitness Model, jaimelynnfitness on Instagram

Virginia Sanchez Macias
IFBB Pro Bodybuilder, Ifbb Pro Virginia Sanchez Macias on Facebook

Looking Good, Feeling Good
I don't know who this lovely below is, but I know what I think she's thinking, trying to look all casual and everything as she admires her muscle sexy self and particularly that beautiful bulging shoulder of hers. And she's about to share it all with the world.

Shayla Turcotte
CBBF Physique Competitor, shaylaturcotte on Instagram

'Twas the night before the 2014 CBBF Nationals, and all through the hotel, not a creature was stirring, 'cept Shayla Turcotte, who was taking pictures of her shredded abs and thinking about how much she loves her contest ready body...

Asha Coulthard
IFBB Bikini, asha coulthard on Instagram

What a lovely colour!

Tanya Hyde
NPC Physique Competitor, her website

A professional chef who is "funnier than you", and, in my opinion, a woman who can smell the emerging hot fan dream female muscle talent a mile off. Shannon? Tanya was in there before anyone else. Dani? Same again. Plenty of both on her website. Did you know she was born in Australia? Was news to me. And it looks like Tanya's got a grow on. Maybe hanging out with Shannon and Dani is pushing her that little bit more. Maybe it's just all part of the Hyde masterplan for physique domination.


Emery Miller posing at the 2014 Toronto Pro (from watatiwatatio)