Saturday 26 July 2014

C. Moore Glootz's Fun from Rear

News that British celebrity Carol Voderman had been given 2014's Rear of the Year award - and so become the first woman to have won the title twice - sent irregular FMS contributor C. Moore Glootz into such an indignant rage that the only way we found we could placate him was by offering him free rein on the blog for a whole week.

Buckle up!

REAR OF THE YEAR MY ARSE!

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C. Moore is NOT happy. Who voted for that? For sure it wasn't C. Moore, and I hope to heaven not YOU, either. I mean honestly, a two time winner? I repeat. NOT happy.

C. Moore understands this is a "light-hearted award" and is not surprised. Who in their right mind would take it seriously? But that doesn't mean C. Moore isn't - taking it seriously, that is. No, no. C. Moore is taking it very VERY seriously indeed.

Seems to C. Moore there are plenty out there who need to be educated about what a fine rear, what true Glooteus Maxxximum is all about,
vis-à-vis HARD MUSCLE.

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Consider GLOOTUCATION commenced.

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